Risotto, Schmisotto!

I made risotto for the first time. It was like conquering the final frontier. I had been so afraid because everyone seemed it have issues with their first attempt and I needed to serve this to a hungry family. This is a family that will cut you down with one comment. Ever had a person complain about a hamburger you made? I have. Chocolate pound cake sounds good, until a family member tells you it is too chocolatey. However, my risotto came out quite well and I have leftovers. How dare you even think I will be reheating it. Leftovers are for deep frying and I will be making rice balls. Balls, hahahaha!